This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.
by Riscuit4TheBiscuit September 14, 2017
A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.
Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.
by Fergus's mistress October 28, 2015
A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.
I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.
by Hilton Head Shop June 05, 2020
The female version of a rusty trombone.
The act of tossing a females salad from behind whilst fingering her vagina. Reminiscent of someone purging a freshly digested meal.
The act of tossing a females salad from behind whilst fingering her vagina. Reminiscent of someone purging a freshly digested meal.
by Rimjob_rob November 30, 2019
The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer. Then, dipping your balls in the steaming pile, and performing a teabag.
My girlfriend was tired of the regular Cleveland Steamer, and she loves a good dirty sanchez. So I mixed it up with a Rusty Chandelier! She loved it.
by T-Mac1989 March 31, 2017
Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.
Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.
by Definitely not Selena February 09, 2021
by BadHorse47 December 21, 2010