Created to oppose the Leila Religion, the Keke Religion is a belief system based on the veneration of Keanu Reeves and dogs. The Keke Religion values honesty, something the Leilaests (members of the Leila Religion) knows little to nothing about. In addition, we support Pewdiepie, the number one content creator on YouTube. Fortnite is prohibited, and members of our cult are highly encouraged to play a variety of video games such as Minecraft, Terraria, Rimworld and Skyrim.
I am a member of the Keke Religion. I venerate Keanu Reeves with all of my heart, and I am subscribed to Pewdieipie.
by Kyota.exe October 21, 2019
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Their kids are often homeschooled and sheltered, usually given no internet access (or highly restricted internet access)
Their kids are only allowed to use electronic devices for short periods of time (if they even have devices)
They often get their devices taken for extended periods of time for doing completely trivial things.
They have as many kids as they can physically produce. (Usually somewhere in the double digits.)
Hyper religion is often passed down through generations. After hyper religious kids move out, they truly begin to realize just how sheltered they were, and how much they missed out on in life. Because of this, they try to take the fun away from everyone else.
Their kids are often homeschooled and sheltered, usually given no internet access (or highly restricted internet access)
Their kids are only allowed to use electronic devices for short periods of time (if they even have devices)
They often get their devices taken for extended periods of time for doing completely trivial things.
They have as many kids as they can physically produce. (Usually somewhere in the double digits.)
Hyper religion is often passed down through generations. After hyper religious kids move out, they truly begin to realize just how sheltered they were, and how much they missed out on in life. Because of this, they try to take the fun away from everyone else.
Damn, do you see that hyper religious lady yelling frantically in the church parking lot? Our church is only going to lose members because of her.
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Tony experienced religion. He became convinced a giant man in the sky was watching him, waiting to throw him into a burning pit of fire. He claims the way to avoid this is to do whatever the voice speaking to him inside his head tells him to do.
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