Rectal devastation

The absolute annihilation of your ass

Kirsty performed rectal devastation on her ass the other day with a 15 inch dildo

by iisaltyi January 31, 2020

Rectal Investigation

Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police

Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.

by Rayngel November 6, 2020

rectal rage

Rectal rage. Common rectal rage is experienced the follow day after spicy foods such as Thai, Mexican, or Indian cuisine. The symptoms of rectal rage can be accompanied by one or several of the following symptoms, intense burning, bleeding, flatulence, diarrhea, and tenderness of the butthole area.

"I had intense rectal rage after eating those thai chilies, I was constantly farting and shitting blood for 2 days!"

by Floppy Noodle December 29, 2020

rectal fart

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time

person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"

by the true meme boi January 6, 2021

RectalRaceHorse

A Born Loser at life, will never succeed and admits to being an idiot.

A moron on ifunny, RectalRaceHorse

by Zethereal January 23, 2021

Rectaltarian

The type of person who tries to enforce rules on everyone around them including the ones they create in their own head

That cop failed as a hall monitor now he is a major rectaltarian.

by Mr Vern March 2, 2021

Reactana

A female American YouTuber.

Hey Joe! lets go watch some Reactana on Youtub

by eeiirree March 24, 2021