A Reality-Junkie is an individual that is introduced to a fringe or conspiratorial concept of the world as we know it today, and then becomes consumed by or rather obsessed with seeking hidden truths in-between the grandiose lies past down from those with the power, to those without the power.
"Damn my guy, I thought flat earthers were retarded and now I can see how the degradation of a society makes the people more easily controlled. You know, kinda like how you're a slave to your passions and if you let your passions consume you, you'll do anything to get that fix. Oh well. Guess I'll just keep on researching this depressing shit and never turn off my computer to go better myself physically, mentally, emotionally or spiritually. "
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by MustacheBear December 31, 2020
Get the Reality-Junkie mug.When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.
Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
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Me and my female synch, no nonsense, no ignorance; we have a realtionship that's pure,unrivaled realisticness.
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Get the realio mug.1) Is what you come back to after saying something completly insane.
2) whatever you are doing right now.
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1) First person: "who am i?"
Second person: "reality you goon"
2) staring at another persons definition of reality when you are clearly not in it.
Second person: "reality you goon"
2) staring at another persons definition of reality when you are clearly not in it.
by Lozzza September 1, 2006
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