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Queef Hanger 

Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.
Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.
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Queef Bottling Gnome 

Small and invisible organism that primarily live in the deep recesses of vaginas, bottling queefs and using them for food, rocket fuel, air, etc. This is often used as an exclamation or insult.
"That guy is a Queef Bottling Gnome!"

queef disbelief 

This phenomenon occurs when a female queefs so loud during sex or masturbation that everyone involved just gives up on whatever they're doing to stare in awe at the vibrating beef flaps.
We all stopped in queef disbelief and stared at Brianna after she let one rip.

Queef Latina 

You see that hot Mexican chick over there? She smells like a Queef Latina.
Queef Latina by Lizdawg October 1, 2017

Queef Cakes

Queef - term which refers to vaginal flatulence and ensuing execretment
"Katherine had to change her pants because they were full of Queef Cakes."
Queef Cakes by remt April 28, 2007

Queef Jerky 

An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.
Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.
Queef Jerky by James Longfellow February 5, 2010

queef bucket 

Used as an insult, it can mean either one who is full of hot air; (e.g. queef air). Also can be used to denote a total asshole
"hey, get your head out of your ass, you queef bucket!"
queef bucket by ezmoney September 25, 2005