Gully Queef

The gully queef is when you juul out of a chicks pussy and blow a cloud up her ass
“Hey did you hear what Tyrone did to the bitch with the fat ass last night.”

“No. What he do?”

“ He gave her a gully queef!”
by Nolar October 23, 2019
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queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011
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Old queef

An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.
A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause
by Plasuplasu January 05, 2013
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crimson queef

(Verb) An expulsion of air from the vagina during a woman's menstrual period. Often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.
Hey baby, give me a crimson queef and i'll be your hero!
by HateChild6 June 22, 2017
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Editor in Queef

A master of words who can turn raw ideas into masterful Urban Dictionary submissions.
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘Toledo Hot Pocket’” barked my Editor in Queef as we brainstormed ideas.
by FelixTheCat11 June 18, 2021
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Cali-Queef

When one queefs in their partner's mouth and their partner burps it back into their mouth. Also known as a regurgitated queef.
Last night, I asked my lover to queef in my mouth and afterwards went I went to kiss her, I Cali-queefed her instead.
by Girlspewpewtoo March 05, 2022
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Queef Breath

When your breath smells like a females dirty vagina.
"Dude... Please brush your teeth... You have terrible queef breath!!"
by Heyon July 11, 2016
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