Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores May 24, 2018
Get the Queef Heavingmug. “Hey did you hear what Tyrone did to the bitch with the fat ass last night.”
“No. What he do?”
“ He gave her a gully queef!”
“No. What he do?”
“ He gave her a gully queef!”
by Nolar October 22, 2019
Get the Gully Queefmug. A queef so massive, it rumbles the chair/bench that the woman is sitting on, thus sending vibrations to the people surrounding her.
At lunch today, I felt a quick vibration on my seat. A woman sitting near me looked embarassed.
She must have rumble queefed.
She must have rumble queefed.
by Rod Stiffington III November 22, 2010
Get the Rumble Queefmug. A Queef Face is when the male eats out the girl’s pussy and right as she is about to cum she queefs right into his mouth
by SpedEx_express May 15, 2019
Get the Queef Facemug. by BoofatoriumRVA October 5, 2020
Get the Queefed the boofmug. Rock music can be described as sex for the ears and many times leads to a sweet innocent girls undoing. Queefing as we know it usually occurs during the act of love making, typically when the woman is on all fours with the man penetrating from behind. A Rock Queef requires no man at all. It is brought on by the penetrating sounds of rock music.
by RockQueef May 16, 2011
Get the Rock Queefmug. by Heyon July 11, 2016
Get the Queef Breathmug.