Promantic

When someone only forms romantic connections with someone who plays a professional sport.

Stacy: “have you read that new romance novel it’s so promantic!”

by SaltWater Siren December 1, 2023

Premtard

A Football/Soccer Fan who thinks the English Premier League is the only relevant league in Europe and regularly calls every other league a "farmers league"

Those Premtards got humiliated in the UCL

by philueins May 3, 2024

Promancuous

“A heartfelt chuckle. It’s deep, short, not very loud, and heard to a minimum extent.”

People tend to do promancuous chuckles whenever they are texting. An example is having a small but long laugh, yet still typing “HAHHAHAHAHAHHA” or “HELPPPP” on repeat.

That was so funny I even took a promancuous chuckle!

by lil_cwk May 19, 2024

Prom Night

After the break on a game of billiards and the table it still open its referred to as Prom Night.

The table is still Prom Night

by Chris=Hansen September 26, 2024

proctor

The act of ignoring, avoiding, or not seeking evidence as part of a routine law enforcement investigation as a means to protect the perpetrator. Often simultaneously occurs with the destruction and loss of exculpatory evidence.

After the captain killed his wife, the young detective proctored the evidence so badly a conviction would never happen.

by leezeca March 12, 2025

Progtard

Someone who only talks about progressive metal when asked about their music taste, and is too stubborn to branch out to other genres

Eric is such a Progtard, he ONLY ever talks about listening to Gojira

by DupesMoment March 12, 2025

prom nuts

the more extreme version of blue balls, but experienced when throwing tons of money on renting a tux, getting a limo, flowers/corsage, and despite getting teased all night--end up with nothing happening.

Man 1: "John, what's wrong?"
Man 2: "It's Jennie. I shelled out over 6 Benjamins for that party and all she gave me was prom nuts."

by beepeezy1 May 11, 2025