premature lunching

When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.

Man this premature lunching is really bringing me down at lunchtime.

by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018

Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

by Ow Chap November 15, 2019

Premature Enterulation

When you are typing and you press the Return Key too soon

A lot of my awkward conversations come from my premature enterulation.

by muffinzrule May 15, 2020

premature pinchage

When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.

"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."

by Dysentery March 8, 2021

Premature Epackulation

Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.

I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.

by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021

Premal

Prem means love and Premal means a person with a lot of love to give. No frill, no masks, no show. A real person who is straightforward and very clear on his priorities. Loyal friend, passionate lover and caring family member. Once he decides what he wants nothing can stop him from achieving it. Very very ambitious but also knows how to enjoy life. Hard on the outside but very soft on the inside. Funny and an amazing friend. Can see into the future. Loves and protects his family fiercely.

Overall, an intelligent, loving and memorable personality.

Look how premal he is, he cares for everyone around him.

by Gandalf4ever November 22, 2021

Premature aleakulation

It’s like one foot in front of the other, over and over, but you forgot you’re not using your foot and your “front buddy” let’s it out.

Hey Sean, did you see Timmy & Jimmy trying to rock it, in the socket? That’s definitely going to lead to premature aleakulation…

by The guy from ya sista's joint April 4, 2022