by Pupper Sam January 15, 2009
Get the P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language) mug.Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)
Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!
Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!
Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!
by Siorse House December 23, 2005
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by David496 September 12, 2006
Get the Pream mug.A prem is a grotesque and smelly creature that is mixture of a rat and a pig. It is often spotted in mountains by travelers. It is known to be quite aggressive but can be tamed if given vegetables.
OMG! I could have sworn I'd seen a prem while I was shitting!
Look at that guy! Ugggh he is nearly as ugly as prem!
Look at that guy! Ugggh he is nearly as ugly as prem!
by randicouta November 17, 2012
Get the prem mug.The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.
To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.
Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.
Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.
A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.
So... get married and have sex already!
To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.
Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.
Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.
A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.
So... get married and have sex already!
Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!
by fanatic963 April 17, 2006
Get the premarital insertion mug.Lucy: Babe, let's go out and do something, I'm bored!
Jack: Sorry cupcake, I'm pretty tired. You go out and have fun I'll stay in tonight.
Little did Lucy know her beloved Jack had preamed his pants while the lovebirds were watching an episode of Blue Heelers and would have to explain his moist pants if forced to stand up and remove the pillow from his lap.
Jack: Sorry cupcake, I'm pretty tired. You go out and have fun I'll stay in tonight.
Little did Lucy know her beloved Jack had preamed his pants while the lovebirds were watching an episode of Blue Heelers and would have to explain his moist pants if forced to stand up and remove the pillow from his lap.
by dorothythefirst October 8, 2009
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