Definitions by dorothythefirst

pream 

to prematurely cream yourself, usually in ones pants.

Lucy: Babe, let's go out and do something, I'm bored!

Jack: Sorry cupcake, I'm pretty tired. You go out and have fun I'll stay in tonight.

Little did Lucy know her beloved Jack had preamed his pants while the lovebirds were watching an episode of Blue Heelers and would have to explain his moist pants if forced to stand up and remove the pillow from his lap.

pream by dorothythefirst October 8, 2009

toe hair 

Hair considered manly on a man but even manlier on a woman.

Tara was sick of being turned down by fellow lesbians so she stopped shaving her toe hair.

toe hair by dorothythefirst October 8, 2009