A Ponicorn is part Pony, part Unicorn. They are rare creatures that only speak in Dolphin with the occasional Monkey sound. Ponicorn's are highly sought after pets as they can grant you 2.75 wishes.
It is a well known fact that Richard Branson, Oprah and Justin Bieber own Ponicorn's, however for obvious reasons they keep them hidden from the public.
If you ever meet a Ponicorn, repeat three portmonteaus in a row and it will give you a gift. Gifts range from small cars, cases of Canadian domestic beer, etc...
It is a well known fact that Richard Branson, Oprah and Justin Bieber own Ponicorn's, however for obvious reasons they keep them hidden from the public.
If you ever meet a Ponicorn, repeat three portmonteaus in a row and it will give you a gift. Gifts range from small cars, cases of Canadian domestic beer, etc...
I saw a Ponicorn in the forest last night and it gave me this hickey.
I heard Oprah's Ponicorn poo's Christmas TV's!
Justin Bieber's Ponicorn wish was the reason he was in that Brazilian brothel.
I heard Oprah's Ponicorn poo's Christmas TV's!
Justin Bieber's Ponicorn wish was the reason he was in that Brazilian brothel.
by Berns-2013 December 19, 2013
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1. The sentiment of anger, rage and intolerance at various technological instruments which are not performing to one's expectations.
2. A disillusioned person who channels their rage at a technological device, when in fact they are experiencing a User Error.
2. A disillusioned person who channels their rage at a technological device, when in fact they are experiencing a User Error.
1. Blue screen of death - Lost my report - Techno-Panicked and punched a hole in my monitor.
2. Alina Techno-Panicked on her cell phone cause she couldn't figure out Google Maps. The software wasn't any more effective after she threw her phone out the car window...
2. Alina Techno-Panicked on her cell phone cause she couldn't figure out Google Maps. The software wasn't any more effective after she threw her phone out the car window...
by SoreThumbs July 25, 2011
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► Freeze motherf****r! This is the Fap Police!
► He is now under arrest by the official Fap Police law enforcement.
► He is now under arrest by the official Fap Police law enforcement.
by SheldonSTA March 15, 2015
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Get the Kinky Pinicking mug.Social media post: PSA- This is not the time to start home projects. Goin thru Starbucks Drive thru and noticed the Home Depot parking lot full. STAY AT HOME! WE ALL HAVE TO STAY HOME OR THIS ISN’T GOING TO WORK!!!
Response: There goes the Covid Police, preaching to everyone how to act as he’s getting his Frappuccino.
Response: There goes the Covid Police, preaching to everyone how to act as he’s getting his Frappuccino.
by TigerDan April 2, 2020
Get the Covid Police mug.A Jew that corrects another Jew about his religious observance in a critical fashion when the Jew didn't ask for his advice often to try to shame him or try to make him look bad.
Yanky was being the halacha police toward Chana when he called her out at the party infront of all her friends for using her phone on Shabbos.
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