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Chocolate poppers

when one puts melted Chocolate in their mouth and another sticks their testis in it to make chocolate covered balls
Damn she gives the best Chocolate poppers!!!!
by GeneralYar December 6, 2024
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sneaky popper

when a male sneakily replaces a females tampon with a party popper while they are sleeping.

causing major disturbance when removing so called “tampon”
by crop father December 21, 2024
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Balloon Popper

When a girl (or guy with moobs) cuts their tits and then gives a titjob
"Yo I heard Phil got a balloon popper from Kacie"

"Yeah, she's a freak fr"
by mikehawk921087 February 3, 2025
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Cake popper

When a girl shits on ur dick and forms a ball on top of ur dick, in the shape of a cake pop. Then she proceeds to eat it.
My wife gave me a cake popper last night
by Kqpussylips March 3, 2026
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Bottom Popper

The way somebody might open a small candy soda can from the bottom side.
Did you see how James took the bottom of of that candy. He’s a bottom popper!
by Smackersmuck February 28, 2025
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Petroleum Popper

The Petroleum Popper is a move usually done on cute, adorable (and consenting) males with big, blue eyes and the most squeezable cheeks. To perform the Petroleum Popper,

you need:
- a wall
- 1 large glass on raw honey
- a Jakub
- Petroleum
- some dextrous fingers (3 is enough)
And that’s it!
First, find a suitable Jakub that fits the aforementioned description. Next, take your Jakub and strip any clothes off (after asking for consent of course). Then pour your raw honey over the entire Jakub, leaving no skin in the open air. An optional addition; you can pour a large dollop of honey down the crack for visual pleasure. Now, my favourite part! Throw that hunk of endearing, 2 beautiful buns babe at a large wall. Quick note, make sure the Jakub is facing away from you with arms and legs spread for easy access. Now do as you wish! I’ve noticed my Jakub perks up a little smile when I slap his buns silly and get my face all up in his chleba! When trying to stick large bad dragons into the behind of the Jakub, make sure to cover the tip to base in strawberry flavoured petroleum jelly. This goes for all Jakubs. Why so specific? I’m trying to find that out myself.
Boostna: Lachit! You should’ve seen the Petroleum Popper I gave to Jakub last night! We’ve upgraded from a 5 inch wide bad dragon to a 12!!!
Bro: Wow, man. my Jakub can barely fit a 3 finger fisting.
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parisian popper

Taking a bottle of French champagne, shaking for maximum pop, then inserting rectally and letting the bubbles work their magic
Jimmy grabbed the bottle of champagne, shook it with all his might. This bottle was ready to pop! The cork was popped and up it went!! Jimmy loved the feeling of the Parisian Popper
by anonymous May 30, 2025
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