A Taxmans pizza

A Taxmans pizza generally describes the total devastation of a frozen pizza by means of leaving it in the oven for too long. One would ask, how does one mess up a pizza but such mysteries is put down by the sheer horrid smell and look of the burnt pizza.

Can also mean you're terrible with food.

"Did you hear about Chunk last night? He did a Taxmans pizza and it tastes like shit"

"Oh really? I heard he was a simp.

by PrincessTa June 27, 2023

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palio’s pizza

the most dangerous area on the face of the earth

i was ordering at palio’s pizza when GBB pulled up and started shooting the place up

by GBBthugga December 1, 2020

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Mayo on the Pizza

The action of ejaculating on your partners crotch while screaming "Ticklay Ticklay Ticklay". The V shape of the crotch represents the pizza covered in mayo.

When I pull out I like to put the Mayo on the Pizza

by Ticklay October 20, 2020

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Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.

Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..

by sneakydudedictionary October 22, 2020

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Dirty Pizza

When you're having sex and you cum on their chest - grab a spoon and use the back of it to smear it around in a circle, the nips are already the peperonis and then you grab some olives and chuck it at them. Bone apple tea!

*chefs kiss* that's a spicy dirty pizza

by Lemon Isit February 20, 2021

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