PISS JUG

A Piss Jug refers to a receptacle of varying size, optimally made of a water-proof substance, into which urine may be expelled directly from the penis. Piss Jugs are generally used in situations where a conventional toilet is unavailable.

Cedric couldn't hold it any longer: he'd had seven large glasses of beer, and the line-up for the washroom was just too long. He grabbed an empty pitcher from the table, disappeared into the walk-in cloakroom, and emerged about a minute later with the piss jug nearly half-full.

by Hieronymus January 4, 2009

piss midget

an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.

'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'

by Kat Priddy September 5, 2006

Piss kink

yummy drink

ME: i luv piss, i def have a Piss kink
ew hater: go die

by iheartdilfsxxooxoox July 10, 2021

Piss Bag

A recepticle for urine attached via a catheter, as worn by old people and Craig David

" I'm getting pig sick of pissing t'bed .... been to see the doctor - he's fitted me with a piss bag - bo selecta!"

by Peregrine Falcon February 1, 2004

On the piss

1.Out with the boys/girls drinking lots of grog.

2.Built slightly out of whack, skewif, out of sync, not straight.

"You smell like you've been on the piss all night"

Boss- "That wall is on the piss, fix it"

Carpenter- "You need to speak to Johnny, he fucking built it"

by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

Wedgie Piss

When a person is given a wedgie then they pee themselves from embarrassment or they already had a full bladder.

Once I got dared to get a wedgie piss. I had to drink a gallon of water then was hanged in the closet for hours. When I finally couldn't hold it anymore I drenched my pants in piss.

by Yivo June 24, 2010

Piss grenade

A can of beer, you pull the pin and after a period of time you need a piss.

Yo, bro, chuck me another piss grenade.

by SpeshalEd January 8, 2012