Spicy Pineapple

The act or circumstance that causes a woman to go into labor. This is whatever a woman is doing immediately before she begins to go into labor.

Well wisher - Congratulations. So what was the spicy pineapple?

Proud Mother - A rerun of Dirty Jobs. The one where he's cleaning dump trucks.

by Rupert.Durden December 23, 2010

Talking Pineapple

A girl who has a large "poof" in their hair, and it makes their head look like a pineapple. For example: Snooki

Snooki: You fuckin jerk off!
Vinny: At least I'm not a talking pineapple!

by SnookiSucks March 3, 2011

white pine weevil

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.

Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.

by Mike Baker the bakedster August 27, 2012

louisiana pineapple

the act of anal fisting followed by the person on the receiving end licking off his own excrement off the arm of the fister.

Man#1: dude Anal fisting is dirty, there's no way anything's worse or gayer than that.

Man#2: there's the Louisiana pineapple!

Man#1: I stand Corrected

by draft9chem/Pookey Sagan January 6, 2014

French pineapple

When a woman puts a pineapple ring in her vagina and invites her partner to get it out with his or her tongue

"DId you get your boyfriend anything for his birthday?"

"He is coming over later for a French Pineapple

by Kitna2Furrey September 17, 2016

intimate pineapple disorder

A disorder where someone likes pineapples in their anus or anywhere else inside their body.

I'm sorry sir, you have intimate pineapple disorder.

by D1n0nlyT8 May 14, 2017

picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 6, 2017