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Living in the Plastic Age

Everyday my metal friend,
Shakes my bed at 6 AM

And the shining serving clones,
Run in with my telephones

Holding fast to make a deal,
Buy what's fake and sell what's real
What's this pain here in my chest?
Maybe I should take a rest

They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test

Living in the...

Living in the plastic age,
Looking only half my age
Hello doctor, lift my face,
I wish my skin could stand in place

In my bed I read my mind,
Remember how the mice were blind?
They look so frightening in their cage,
Could this be the plastic age?
They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test.

Living in the Plastic Age

Plastic Age
Plastic Age

They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test.

Living in the Plastic Age

Plastic Age
Plastic Age
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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plastic pancakes

Its pancakes made of (GUESS WHAT??)..... yes, plastic...
Eaten by gay people, like the flintstones..
thegay-mmmm, that was ONE good plastic panecake!
straightdude- you liked them? dude, yer gay! (wow, thats one smart straightdude)
by phur riil September 16, 2003
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plastic

Something Melted To Make Something Solid...
"Man, I don't want Britney SPears to be my wife, she's to plastic, I'd be afraid she melt!"
by Ziggurat 8 March 9, 2003
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Plastic love

Plastic love is when a person who only wants to marry any plastic dolls and always avoid real people
Tokiko is a plastic lover
by Tokiko Tsuji February 22, 2020
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Plasticate

Plasticate(v):To enhance ones face, ass, boobs, or any other inner or outer body parts via plastic surgery.
Spin-off of fornicate
Dude, Pamela Anderson must have had those boobs plasticated.
by Samineru January 31, 2006
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plastic

To be plastic is a vague disposition of our entire social, environmental, medicinal and/or food systems, both holistically and/or individually, as birthed in, affected by or derived vis-à-vis manmade, artificial, industrial and processed creations of our own scientific divinity. This concept is loosely structured and can be used neutrally.
We are a plastic people; plastic runs in our veins, our minds and our intentions.
by gaojulin September 22, 2017
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Plastic Fan

Someone who supports 9 different teams
A plastic fan is someone who supports Eastleigh arsenal and forest an example of the 9 teams
by Tinpot Todd February 28, 2019
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