Diamond Pencil 

ITS A PENCIL MADE OF DIAMONDS

Wanna be stabbed by my diamond pencil?

Diamond Pencil by Yikers173 November 6, 2019

Penicular Pencil Sharpener 

The Universal Scientific Term For The Female
Genitals

Jamie: "Stop Rubbing Your Penicular Pencil Sharpener"
Jeanne: "I Can't Help It"

Penicular Pencil Sharpener by RangerPickleDick666 December 13, 2019

romanian pencil technique

The process of pulling the females pants and (or) leggings and take the end of a pencil where the eraser is and slowly rubbing it on the thigh/vaginal area

“During art class I saw a boy giving the Romanian pencil technique to one of the thots when the teacher wasn't looking!”

romanian pencil technique by lilqdawwgg February 20, 2020

Toucan Pencil

An image of a black toucan pencil which is used to tell fat egg asses to 'shut up' or 'go away and stop talking'.

Ben: "Isaac this is serious"
Isaac: Insert Toucan Pencil

Toucan Pencil by Sqwodward April 21, 2020

glaswegian pencil sharpener 

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

glaswegian pencil sharpener by Quinterious December 12, 2020

Foot Pencil 

The act of licking a pencil than putting the pencil through each one of your toes individually and having a koala sniffing the eraser

“Yo get the koala we got to do some foot pencil”

Foot Pencil by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty December 23, 2020

Polish pencil push 

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

Polish pencil push by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021