John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power

Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there

by Básnik July 24, 2021

Pencil

A long shaft good for sticking in your ass. (Irish Slang)

I like sticking pencils in me ass.

by Pencil Expert September 22, 2022

Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

pencil

a wooden stick with poison to stab people in the eye with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dear teachers, this is a perfect weapon for u to use against those students you hate...
Good luck starting the purge of pencils

by ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) March 5, 2019

Pass the Pencil

A game where two or more players each take turns drawing something on a blank paper while a timer (set accordingly to the number of players) ticks. Once the timer goes off you pass the pencil to your homie on the right. This process is completed once the page is full AND everyone’s out of ideas.

Hey man I’m bored asf, tryna get a game in of pass the pencil?

Passing the pencil rn, can’t talk.

I fucking love pass the pencil.

by Artist salad muncher May 26, 2022

Pencil

Something I have put up my ass

Pencil up ass

by sexyinvert December 21, 2021

pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"

While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up

by angie O edema November 16, 2018