patchouli

A fragrance that is best when blended with other scents, not as a cover for a personality. Below is a joke I came up with when this hippie yelled a lot of random statements and then left the room. Anyone is free to repeat this joke.

"What a waste of patchouli."

by Brandon L. July 16, 2008

sour patches

a series of things a person must do to gain someones forgiveness.

Did you hear Mari ate a lizzard as a part of her sour patches to Nicholle?!?! Ew.

by Imsorryjo! June 13, 2010

Lay a patch

To take an enormous shit in a hurry.

I laid a patch.

I will lay a patch.

Did you lay a patch?

I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.

Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."

Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"

Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."

by MRT7776GKK December 30, 2010

pachyderm knuckle

a big fat pussy, a big fat camel toe

her lime green spandex accentuated her pachyderm knuckle to its full glory.

by hanoverfist October 20, 2009

patchwork pussy

When you give yourself a Brazilian wax at home, but with poor execution, causing a patchwork of bald and hairy spots to cover the area.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend with a Brazilian wax on our 6 month anniversary but I tried to do it at home and ended up with a patchwork pussy.

by Annazoe January 7, 2017

patch it

Ignore it / them

1. I don't want to go out tonight
2. Patch it then.

by Ayynonahmoose February 4, 2017

Patch

To kill someone or completely eliminate a group of people, normally a gang.

"Don't listen to him his gang not on that for real they getting patched"
"I patched that goofy he was talking too much"

by Juicy_Jay May 13, 2021