When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.
xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.
Linda: What did you say
xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it
Linda: What did you say
xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it
by someguy379 November 19, 2006
Brave person who undertakes the task of trimming the overgrown pubic hair region of a female that has gone without attention to detail of a coifed pussy.
A snatch patch trimmer uses sizzors, razzors, hedge clippers, and other necessary cutting tools to style or remove completely the hair on the pussy. Ladyscaping for females as Manscaping for males.
by Miss sheets n giggles November 07, 2010
Term made for when a girl or guy misses a patch of pubic hair when they are shaving and it's just sitting there... pissing you off.
Boy: So i was with my girlfriend last night and i was just about to go down on her when i noticed a bunny patch and just stopped.
Girl: I was giving my boyfriend head when his bunny patch tickled my nose and i just got disgusted.
Girl: I was giving my boyfriend head when his bunny patch tickled my nose and i just got disgusted.
by Lauren D. G. February 08, 2011
by how;'s your daddy March 13, 2010
by Doppleganger387 April 03, 2011
by Pretty Ricky911 March 19, 2008
A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
by Choda Boy 57 August 14, 2007