A party major is a group of easy but expensive courses with no absolutely professional value. Lot of stupid American kids take these majors and then whine about not getting a real job. They stay with their parents and want the government to pay off huge student debts they acquire to do these party majors while indulging in a lifestyle of partying, drinking, fooling around. Examples of party majors include -
Political science, Drama and theater, history, fine Arts and art history, philosophy and religious studies, anthropology, music etc.
All the knowledge for these courses can be obtained without college by going to a library and having a passion for learning. Yet dumb kids go to college and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars they don’t have to do these foolish majors while not realizing that great artists, musicians, actors, philosophers didn’t become what they became because of a worthless degree.
Political science, Drama and theater, history, fine Arts and art history, philosophy and religious studies, anthropology, music etc.
All the knowledge for these courses can be obtained without college by going to a library and having a passion for learning. Yet dumb kids go to college and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars they don’t have to do these foolish majors while not realizing that great artists, musicians, actors, philosophers didn’t become what they became because of a worthless degree.
Lisa: I flunked in math again.
Angela: really! I told you to stop fooling around and partying all the time.
Lisa: I can’t help it, I am too cool nerd.
Angela: well, you know you are not going to get a job if you don’t graduate with a real major
Lisa: that’s ok, I’ll major in a party major like Drama and theater, and if I don’t get a job after that I’ll get a nerdy sucker like you to pay for my college loan
Angela: FML, I slog all day, take hard courses, don’t party, make sacrifices and major in engineering and get a job and pay taxes and my student loan. But now I have to pay for Lisa and other idiots like her too! WTF!
Angela: really! I told you to stop fooling around and partying all the time.
Lisa: I can’t help it, I am too cool nerd.
Angela: well, you know you are not going to get a job if you don’t graduate with a real major
Lisa: that’s ok, I’ll major in a party major like Drama and theater, and if I don’t get a job after that I’ll get a nerdy sucker like you to pay for my college loan
Angela: FML, I slog all day, take hard courses, don’t party, make sacrifices and major in engineering and get a job and pay taxes and my student loan. But now I have to pay for Lisa and other idiots like her too! WTF!
by Yogibearsmartass July 26, 2019
A friend which knows of multiple parties at all times and guides you to them. They come in handy when a party gets busted or broken up and a second one is needed.
What you trying to do tonight?
I don't know man... maybe find a party but I don't know of any.
Let me call up my party sherpa Mike.
I don't know man... maybe find a party but I don't know of any.
Let me call up my party sherpa Mike.
by Maks Reznichenko September 01, 2009
"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.
by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020
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by Mobile Beauty February 16, 2023
“Hey, Brian, are you bringing beer to Jeff’s Walrus Party?”
“Yes, and bitches.”
“Oh right! Can’t forget the bitches!”
“Yes, and bitches.”
“Oh right! Can’t forget the bitches!”
by mikeWhoncho69 July 03, 2019
When a group of friends get together at one's house and just facebook, tumbl, youtube, and watch tv.
Joe: You and the rest of the gang should come over with your laptops and we'll just facebook whore it up for couple hours!!
Bob: Sounds like a lazy party!!
Bob: Sounds like a lazy party!!
by youonlygetonesauce August 02, 2012
Someone who hits the town every night not for their own enjoyment, but to impress the people who party.
Emily: Have you seen Lizzy? She goes out every night and then complains about being tired in class.
Katie: That's cuz she's a party poser, yo!
Katie: That's cuz she's a party poser, yo!
by EveryNightICannes March 05, 2011