package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.

John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son

by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013

package of crackers

Any grouping of white people

Hey Tyrone look at that package of crackers

by bobslayer July 17, 2015

Package stacking

When two bros go to bone a chick but they are in disagreement over who gets what hole. Therefore they come to a compromise and tape there dicks together using duct tape and pound the chick. To ensure their dicks aren't touching, they slide a thin piece of folded notebook paper in between their dicks.

Ian and I were about to scrap when we couldn't agree over who should get to penetrate what hole on this classy broad. We eventually came to a compromise and decided that package stacking would be the way to go. We made her squirm like a harpooned whale and she is not going to be able to walk for days!

by The real Dick pepper August 9, 2015

Pakapastanian

It is a retarded version Pakistan

Pakapastanian fucked your dog with a a toothbrush

by buttfucker 5000 July 12, 2016

packaged warfood

Army rations especially the food that is served and eaten during war time.

We need to be thankful for packaged warfood!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 8, 2017

package gazing

A past time of women and gays. Chrcking out at a man's junk in a sexual manner

Hey Pete, want to go down to the beach and do some package gazing?

by Steddy loves cock June 13, 2017

pakaimado

A word originating from Georgia in 1987 that describes a person's behavior towards inanimate objects. It's how a person acts around them physically. To be more specific, pakaimado is a scale that measures a person's behavior using certain criteria. The term is mostly used in scientific areas for research of the human mind.

"Parker has shown signs of increased endorphins according to the pakaimado scale.

by Cassie_Winchester October 7, 2017