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pointe shoe

a shoe that hurts used in ballet that has a platform for the toe so a woman can go en pointe

most pointe dancers have been dancing a good portion
That girl lives at her dance studio... must be en pointe.

or.

those pointe shoes look painful but it looks like theyre floating
by phoebeee December 28, 2006
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PointlessBlog

PointlessBlog is Alfie Deyes's YouTube name as he goes under it for almost all his social medias.
Alfie Deyes is a 21 year old blogger, living in Brighton, England, and has over 3 million youtube subscribers.
Alfie also has two other channels one PointlessBlogTV, and Alfie Games, (PointlessBlogTV for his Vlogs and Alfie Games is his gaming channel).
Alfie is currently living in Brighton with his girlfriend, Zoe Sugg, or Zoella.

Alfie has released that he is making another Pointless Book after the first one was a success.
"PointlessBlog just posted a new YouTube video with Zoella!"
by TheFangirl January 14, 2015
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The West Pointer

A sexual act in which a male becomes fully erect moments before intercourse, then attaches (or to “Fix”) a bayonet (A trusty combat knife that attaches to the barrel of a military weapon for close combat) on to said erect penis and proceeds with intercourse, shouting “KILL” with every thrust. Popular among barracks bimbos stationed at Fort Drum.
"I got with PVT Cockinmouth last nite and gave her The West Pointer for hours"
by Stankychicken9133 March 20, 2010
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Five Points

A rough run down, area in Denver, used to be refered to as the "Harlem of the West" because of it was home to one of the largest African American population bases west of the Mississippi. It was originally a very safe and calm area where a lot of the days Jazz players and Blues musicians would stay going to the west coast, eventually the neighboorhood gave way to urban decay and neglect and became a drug and crime infested area during the 70s, 80s and early 90s. The Black Mayor Wellington Webb who was dubbed as "The Mayor of Five Points" made it his mission to clean up the nieghboorhood during the 90s and for the most part was sucsessful. More mexicans and white people have moved in but it still isn't a place you would want to just roam around in.
John - "Yea some sick bastard killed a toddler in Five Points"

Marvin - "Man Five Points stay loosing"
by Marvin 2 October 6, 2008
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Hoe Points

The hoe point system is a way of calculating how much of a "hoe" a person is based on the number of people they have hooked up with. You can earn anywhere between 1 and 5 hoe points with any person based on what exactly you have done with them.

1 points is earned if you have kissed a person on the lips or made out with them.
2 points are earned for caressing the person genitals with your hands (or feet, if you do not have hands).
3 points are earned for oral sex.
4 points are earned for sexual intercourse.
5 points are earned for anal sex. (unless it's between two males. Then it's just 4 points because that's the only way it can happen.)

The amount of points you receive for each person is the highest point amount that you and them have partaken in. For example, If sally and I made out, and then she gave me a blow job afterward in the parking lot of Walmart, I would only have 3 points because they do not add up, even if I had returned the favor, It would still just be 3 points. Also, had we met up again the next weekend and hooked up again, no more points would be added because hoe points are specific to each person, not to each time you hook up.

The best way to keep track of your hoe points is to list every person you have hooked up with in your lifetime in chronological order and to what extent and then total up the points.
Let's say I hooked up with all these people:

Ashley (made out on multiple occasions): 1pt
Katie (made out once): 1pt
Erin (ohhh you touch my tralala): 2pts
Sarah (You took my virginity and then cheated on me. You slut): 4pts
Stephanie (drunken hookups count too): 1pt

By adding up these points, I would have a total of 9 hoe points.
by Sneaky Pirate July 5, 2010
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Exclamation Point

A fart at the end of a good, long piss.
pppppppssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ... pfft
Exclamation point!
by Seidcar July 26, 2010
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penis pointer

the pevis muscles that point towards your penis
damn!!!! he has a nice penis pointer!
by Jenna J January 9, 2006
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