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post pseudo

adj. 1) Used to describe when someones exaggerated stereotypical behavior, that they themselves actually neither are a part of nor actually like/agree with, imitates that of a lifestyle, trend, or social category liked by other people somewhere. 2) This can be when a person is making an attempt to be ironic or to make fun of a specific group, by pretending to be one of them, with out making it obvious to the common passer-by that they do not think what they are listening to, wearing, doing and/or saying, is actually 'cool'.

-Usually done with at least a somewhat malicious intent.

-this is usually used to describe long term behavior.

-this person must actually belong to a different social group than they are post pseudo portraying.

-in some cases this person may have previously been a member of the social group they are now post pseudo'ing, and then went through a period of being over it, before cycling back again with post pseudo intentions.

-if someone post pseudos for too long they are at risk of suddenly or gradually realizing they can no longer tell if whether they think what they're doing is funny or if they genuinely enjoy it.

-people who post pseudo often actually hate everything and everyone.
a gay acting as -> post pseudo straight.

art student -> post pseudo bro.
any non Tumblrific person -> post pseudo seapunk.

'' -> post pseudo kawaii.

hipster -> post pseudo 100 or post pseudo ghetto fab.

african american ->post pseudo neo-Nazi
metropolitan -> post pseudo scenester .
by ModelDeathDive February 11, 2012
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Hosstin Post

Look at that defense!

That ain't just any defense! That's a Hostin Post defense!
by Jyahhh12 November 27, 2011
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Post simpcore

The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music
Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”

Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”
by notShaq February 14, 2023
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gustav posting

When you pose a question that you could've just looked up.
- Why didnt he just look it up on google?

- He's gustav posting
by solace discord April 23, 2023
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Parched Post

A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.
Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.

Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!

Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.
by Sweetiegirl77 December 1, 2018
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Ghost Post

The idea Snap Chat stole from Katie. You post ideas and pictures and then they disappear....like ghosts. Yandi doesnt believe it. But it happened. Ghost Post. Patent Pending. Copywright 1984.
Did you see Kayne's Ghost Post about Mister Rodgers...oh wait, it's gone.
by Red_band_trailer December 21, 2018
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Post Milky

Referring to any mammal that is past the breastfeeding phase of their lifespan. To be "Milky" would imply that one is currently suckling the milk.
Tom: "I got post milky when I was 2"
Jared: "Oh yeah? I was milky with your mom last night"
Tom: "Fuck you, Jared"
by sparrowman360 August 15, 2022
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