Poor Bob

When you shit on someone tile floor then active the Roomba.

I snuck into Johnnys house and gave him a Poor Bob that he’d never forget.

by Funkyfur October 08, 2022

poor man stan

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts

if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN

by poorhiddenstashistan June 15, 2011

Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.

Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.

by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 17, 2010

Poor people green

Non iPhone users or iPhone users who are out of network.

I texted but his bubble was poor people green.

by Nighthawker5 October 31, 2022

poor blindness

Akin to ad blindness, this describes the behavior where a person is so used to seeing poverty that her mind just ignores it altogether as if it didn't exist.

Due to poor blindness, Milchom lived with content and joy regardless if he lived in the slums where everybody barely had food to eat.

by TiTo MeMing September 12, 2024

poor mc

when someone, usually a male who goes by the name of jai, is feeling down or is short a bit of money, he is known as 'poor mc'

"Alice isn't in a bra, that's gotta upset jai"
"Poor mc!"

by imperialpigeon2 August 22, 2017

poor boying it

Having to be fiscally careful and frugal because of a low bank.

I would like to meet for drinks and catch that band, but I am poor boyin it.

by ericmcc March 31, 2004