Pollyost/Polyost

One who has a Pollyanna attitude and an ostrich mentality. This person thinks everything will be alright by sticking their head in the sand.

Wow...Planet X is here, NWO is here and the earth is shaking itself to pieces and he thinks all is fine; what a pollyost/polyost.

by ufopaul November 14, 2012

pollywoging

Overlapping labias - also known as lady docking.

Mia Khalifa and Jenna Jameson enjoy Pollywoging one another on set

by Pollywoger December 25, 2016

POLLYWAG

A UGLY UGLY BEAR THAT JUMPS AND KILLS U

THE POLLYWAG ATE MY GIRLFRIEND

by noobnoobuglydude September 23, 2017

Pollya

a very nice fish that's emo af

"Did you see this girl?"
"Ye, she must be a Pollya"

by pollyaiscoolaf September 23, 2017

pollygraph

A device that supposedly determines if a parrot is telling the truth.

Polygraph machines are notoriously inaccurate and unreliable (i.e., they're easy to "beat" by simply going without sleep for two days before the test, and they merely sense if you're nervous, they cannot actually tell if you're lying, and so there are plenty of false positives just because the subject is scared or anxious), but a pollygraph would be even more useless, since a bird doesn't even actually know what it's saying... it merely imitates what it's heard, and so it has no idea if the words it's mindlessly squawking are the truth of not.

by QuacksO September 10, 2019

Pollywallet

When a male inserts his penis into another of Polynesian decent's bellybutton

Carl: "Gene, lift up your top cunt so I can pollywallet you"
Gene: "Yeah, nah bro, Chris could be keen"
Chris: "But I'm not Polynesian im Brittish, ask the guards"
Carl: "oh fuck nah they'l hook me"

by ShinSplintz February 14, 2020

pollyunsaturated

Da healthiest kind of fat for your parrot to consume; check da ingredients on the cracker-box before feeding her one.

If you make sure to feed your chatty avian friend a diet that contains only pollyunsaturated fats, her feathers will be shiner and healthier, too, since all of a bird's body-fluids come from what it eats.

by QuacksO October 15, 2020