Partial boner

When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage

This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.

by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018

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patrick kreiser

When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.

What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!

by snortings June 4, 2018

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Patrick

Patrick is a very, very loyal dude, he’s one to tell your problems to or eat a Hamburger with

Damn Patrick is such a nice guy

by Hello there-Kenobi August 12, 2018

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Patrick, I can’t even begin to say how kind and caring he is. He can brighten anyone’s day just at the sight of him. He can make you laugh at any moment. When you get a text from him it makes you feel like nothing can being you down.

Patrick Shea... is so kind and caring!

by Emmajane134 December 5, 2018

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Patrick Eewing

allowing romantic potential to drain off so that an honest, less dramatic friendship can arise

Bro, really grateful for our mutual Patrick Eewing. This friendship gon be next level.

See Alberto over there? We managed to channel our inner Patrick Eewing. Things have turned out great since then.

by Krkič January 12, 2019

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