bad parker

East European traveller

I can't go through, the bad parkers are back, looking through the rubbish for copper

by anonymous June 11, 2023

Parkere

A short male, very funny and caring but lowkey scary as hell. probably unstable.

“Parkere, is literally insane.”
“i met a boy just like Parkere”

by luno go crazee July 2, 2023

parker

look at parker shes so beautiflul and magnifiacent so has blown my mind

parker is the absulute best

by parkerknowsbest October 29, 2018

Parker

Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.

Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you

Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line

Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.

Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.

Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you

Parker- Yes please

by peepopog123123 January 26, 2021

Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021

Parker

Parker, the cutest bean. It’s on urban dictionary now it’s a fact

“Parker, wow, look how freaking amazing you look. You outfit is on point, and that hair swoop.. plan me a funeral right now”

by Jackiemackiecrack May 24, 2019

parkers prairie

It's one of the dopest hoods in the international community. It also happens to be where a famous small a Capella group formed, Smash Mouth. They also filmed the music video for All Star in the city park.

Yes Parkers Prairie
yes
sure
yes

by Jim From Accounting February 27, 2017