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Profit Orgasm

A profit orgasm is the ultimate feeling of heavenly euphoria, pleasure, and ultimately a bodily & mind release of a powerful energy that one stores within them while in a trade or transaction where there is a lot on the line to lose and the rewards end up being much more than one could ever expect or hope for. The profit orgasm comes after one experiences a Profit Boner and the action that engages the profit boner is repeated again and again until a profit orgasm is achieved.
Crypto Trader: "Dude, I've been in a BTC long for about 3 weeks. My first week got me 800% ROE, second week bumped it up to 1760% ROE, and this week my long is up to 2400% ROE! Yeah, I am way past the profit boner phase and am having a full on profit orgasm! Man this is the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
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orgasmic thunderfuck

when you tase a woman’s vagina until she has an orgasm
Phyllis was moaning so loud you would’ve thought i gave her the good ol’ orgasmic thunderfuck
by happyfecalmatter February 23, 2022
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orgasm regret

When you hook up with an ex, it feels really good but as soon as that feeling passes - you regret it.

~he makes me cum so good, but I hate him right after~
I had a really great time with him but as soon as he made me cum, I regretted the orgasm and wanted out of there. ~Orgasm Regret~
by kat64 August 14, 2017
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Finger Orgasm

When someone spontaneously types random characters and gibberish, usually in reaction to something, or boredom.
Also called Finger Aids.
John: HYUEJIWJekhbejklziukjg4hbjlikgyuehlji3i9p8o37uyrhjfklhukfjheheheggeghfjgk
Lily: Dude, you need a doctor for those finger orgasms
by BoredBenny September 5, 2017
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Orgasmic Pi

The aha! feeling math geeks experience at the sight or sound of a little juicy or sexy theorem, or math factoid, on the number π—a minor form of mathematical bliss that could last for days in some instances.
Just as Roland Barthes, French writer and critic, associates a good or pleasurable read with a dizzying orgasm, pure mathematicians or number theorists secretly dream or long for an orgasmic pi chance encounter, especially when they’re at their most vulnerable state of mind.
by Fasters August 28, 2022
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butthole orgasm

I had so much Taco Bell that 30 minutes later I had a butthole orgasm. Shit was EVERYWHERE!
by BholeOrg May 23, 2016
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frozen orgasm

Engaging in sexual activities which ultimately leads to an orgasm when watching the movie "Frozen"
Last night, Bob came over to watch "Frozen" and went down on me, so I had a frozen orgasm.
by Kaylz July 15, 2014
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