organist

1) A masterbater.
a) Someone who is a loser and can't get any, so they have no choice but to materbate.
b) Someone who has chosen to be celibate for religious reasons, but still has urges, and so quietly and privately masterbates from time to time.
c) Someone who gets plenty of sex, but is so super horny that they have to masterbate between fuckings.

2) Someone who is an expert, and possibly even a professional, at playing OTHER PEOPLE'S organs. A slut or a whore.

ORGANIST:

1) The Flying Nun loves to play her organ!

2) In CORVETTE SUMMER, Annie Potts played a professional organist.

by Peter Crammer, your sexcellent sexpert July 26, 2006

National Orgasm Day

Celebrated on May 9th, i hope you can come :)

Dude it’s National Orgasm Day what do you mean your girl can’t hang out??

by yeehawgorl April 30, 2019

ruined orgasm

Ruined orgasm is when a broad slowly cock teases you to the point of orgasm and stops just before you cum leaving your cock throbbing. She does this over and over until your balls ache and you’re going insane for sexual relief, then when she is finally ready for the ruined orgasm. She brings you to the edge again only this time just as you are expecting the onset of a tremendously huge orgasm, your balls are tightening up, all she needs to do is stroke up and you’re Cumming!! Instead she lets go of your cock and you feel an unspeakable pain in your balls that only a man knows because at the point of orgasm instead of that last stroke up, she grabbed your balls and squeezes as hard as she possible can, totally stopping your orgasm, maybe leaving you dribbling a little cum, but either way your both sitting there watching your dick get soft as you’re left suffering from lack of release and with a severe case of blue balls!!!

True story:

Me: Last night this broad left me with a ruined orgasm.
Man did my balls ache afterwards!

Reed: What’s a ruined orgasm?

Me: Well, I thought I was get a long, slow handjob, bu the cockteaser kept stopping right before I came. Man my balls were aching, when finally when I thought I was finally going to cum, at the last second the broad seized my balls and squeezed hard!! I lost my hard-on and not a drop of sperm came out. My BLUE BALLS were aching. All because I wouldn’t go down on her.

Reed: Well, I’m sure that your used to blue balls, Jerk-Off!!!

This really happened, men beware!

by Mister Jack Fister September 20, 2008

Orgasm

1. n. A mixed drink. Numerous recipes exist for an orgasm and its variants. Nearly all recipes involve mixing Bailey's Irish Cream with some other liqueur. Recipes also vary names: multiple orgasm, screaming orgasm, screaming multiple orgasm, mutual orgasm, chocolate orgasm, tropical orgasm, bleeding orgasm, orgasmic fantasy, black orgasm, dirty orgasm, kinky orgasm, more orgasms, screaming white orgasm, and of course the screaming multiple orgasm on the beach. Here's my favorite recipe:

Screaming Orgasm:

1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Malibu coconut rum

Pour liqueurs into cocktail shaker. Stir with cube ice. Strain liqueurs into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a marchino cherry. Can be additionally garnished with a condom if you're sufficiently tacky and disgusting.

All orgasm recipes are very tasty!

Hey barkeep. I need a orgasm over here!

by Dan Weyandt March 29, 2009

organised chaos

something that will appear messy, all over the place and chaotic but the instigator of the mess still knows where everything is and can find anything without having to think about it

mum: your room is so untidy
john: no it isn't it's organised chaos
mum: ok where are your trainers?
john: there next to the bookshelf under my gym kit

by peter231 March 22, 2011

Orgasmic cry

An orgasmic cry occurs during a sexual act where one of the partners suddenly starts to cry while having an orgasm. The mix of so many feelings creates this unexplained emotion of orgasmic cry!

Beautiful women who participates in a sexual act can also trigger the emotion of orgasmic cries. Her beauty is so unreal, that you start to cry while busting a load on her!

The orgasmic cry can also be used as a definition for insanely beautiful women!

- Damn! I just had sex with this hot girl last night!
- Did you have an Orgasmic cry?!
- Hell YEAH! I busted a nut and a tear at the same time!

by Jocy Wesli May 18, 2011

Idea Orgasm

When, while creatively collaborating with someone, fresh idea outbursts explode, sending tingles to one's brain and genitals all at once.

Every time Anita and Alex called each other to discuss their new book, they'd find themselves having idea orgasms, not sure if, afterwords, they wanted to snuggle or to smoke a cigarette.

by CavsFan May 20, 2010