Meat placement

When a woman gains weight in such where the placement is equally allocated between the breasts, ass, and hips, while increasing her feminine figure.

Kristina and Lisa both have great meat placement.

by ritamiller November 7, 2014

meat jun

An extremely floppy giant brown labia with overlay of unknown yellow substance.

Normally found on whores and is caused by litterally using and abusing the shit out of the vagina. Yellow batter like substance not the teri beef vagina lips is likely residue cum or a yeast infection.

Origin:Island of lanai

Man 1: That bitch looks fine!

Man 2: Nah man I fucked her and her pussy was so gross.

Man 1: why?

Man 2: It looked like meat jun and smelled like Kim Chee!

Man 1: oh she's a Korean whore!

by Popolobear October 22, 2013

Meat mail

When a girl won't return your calls so you resort to pressing your penis through her letter box.

I totally mailed her my meat last night after she ducked me calls - meat mail

by Rodgerthat555 January 2, 2016

Seat meat

Another way of referring to the ass.

Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.

by Clint Fu March 27, 2016

Push Meat

Defecate; to take a shit.

“Excuse me Ma’am, but do you have a bathroom? I’m filled with the sudden urge to push meat...”

by subtronic October 10, 2018

Squeeze Meat

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.

I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

meat socket

anus or pussy

when i stuck a piece of toilet paper up my meat socket cuz i was out of tampons.

by nobody else here August 10, 2017