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The Haaland High

The feeling of euphoria you get when you captain Erling Braut Haaland on Fantasy Premier league (FPL) and he inevitably scores.
Kai: “Got the haaland high today after captaining him on his debut. My eyes rolled to the back of my head. Did u captain him?”

Ben: Captain him? I didn't even have him in my team. Won’t make that mistake again. set and forget! I mean i did captain slabhead once on a double gameweek so its not surprising really”

Kai: “You dont deserve the Haaland High”
by michael whiteside August 8, 2022
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Heysham high

Heysham High, located in the north west of England.

Heysham high is well known for having all the chavs under the sun and plenty of slug eyebrowed tangerines walking around.

Most people recommend heysham high if you want to pick a fight or improve your knife skills or even just argue.
One of the most eventful things to happen around the amazing place of heysham is in Morcambe; a sunny seaside town with the odd chip tray in the gutter. It is most famous for the Eric morcambe statue in the centre by the sea who's leg was recently sawed off and who's body got stolen.
Hey look! A roadman! He must be from heysham High!
by Roadman no.2828392929399 August 20, 2016
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Cheesewheel High

The act of being high enough to eat an entire cheese wheel.
Dude... how high are you??

Bro... im cheesewheel high.
by thugnuggin August 31, 2011
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high friendly

High friendly - The HF is a way of life, a stoners way of life, much like a religion.

Its a positive energy that's past through the spliff and into your soul. A mentanliry only appreciated it by the best.

Katie @ Rosa the HFZ chairmen
"No swearing in the high friendly zone please friend"

"Can you roll me another one friend?"
by High Friendly January 16, 2015
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Border High

When someone from a poor country moves into a rich country and forgets their previous poor status. They begin to recklessly spend money on dumb expensive shit or ask other people for money to buy dumb shit. Bonus points if they develop a superiority complex.
Dude 1 - Dude did you hear about the new guy from (insert poor country), he bought 800$ Gucci Shoes!
Dude 2 - Yeah, I would feel bad about his border high, but he is an arrogant dick.
by ILikeDefiningThings August 26, 2018
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high surveillance

High surveillance is a toxic twitch streamer that mainly plays dead by daylight. He is known to be a camper and a tunneler as well as a hacker.
Have you ever watched high surveillance and then wanted to quit dead by daylight?
by Claudette in a bush September 27, 2020
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instant high

while smoking, drinking or doing some other type of drug, the moment you take it in, your already high. It's a rarity due to the tolerance most people have to almost everything nowadays but when it happens, it should be thoroughly enjoyed.
V: So anyway, we were talking and he s...
B: Whoa! Instant high!
by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009
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