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owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.
"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"
mugGet the owns my assmug.

Dead Rat in my ass

What Red Dead Redemption should've been.
Tyson: Hey, did you get Dead Rat In My Ass yet?
Samuel: Nope, I do have "3 Snakes in My Colon 2" however.
by fishgaming April 24, 2023
mugGet the Dead Rat in my assmug.

Sweating my ass off

It’s so hot I’m sweating my ass off here
by Jazznight January 5, 2022
mugGet the Sweating my ass offmug.

My ass hole

by anonymous May 17, 2021
mugGet the My ass holemug.

pancake my ass

pancaking an ass is the act of smearing shit all over ones ass the cumming on their ass as if it was whip cream. Then you start to eat the "pancake"
by PancakeBaeLovesYou November 7, 2017
mugGet the pancake my assmug.

black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
mugGet the black fuck incest would cum in my assmug.

head up my ass

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you
Today I have my head up my ass about chris
by radical female May 21, 2014
mugGet the head up my assmug.

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