nothingface

Tragic resident of Nottingham. Has recently started displaying Phantom of the Opera-like qualities, hiding his face in shadows and behind a frightening ginger beard.

She retreated from the advancing Nothingface, mouth agape in a rictus of fear.
"I won't hurt you, my pretty," he crooned. "In fact you might like it."

by Shucks June 10, 2006

Nothing Master

An individual characterized by extreme incompetence. Literally skilled at nothing and or completely inept.

Dude #1: "Hey man...can you roll us up a spliff while I grill some burgers?"

Dude #2: "Nah man, I can't roll...I smoke pipes."

Dude #1: "Damn...your a nothing master."

by Astronomic Master July 10, 2010

nothing

the piece of skin between the vagina and the anus

She had a piece of toilet paper stuck on her nothing

by BigAnt March 28, 2008

not for nothing

There must be a good reason why.

Not for nothing was she named Miss Breezy Point.

by Rey Olsen February 7, 2009

Nothing

Rubbish Tasks; Checking Email Watering grass

Watcha up too? Nothin!

by Freddy June 14, 2003

Full of Nothing

A term to state that someone your attempting to communicate with is speaking nonsense/bullshit.

The sentences you've been hearing from someone is empty and meaningless in relation to a subject or general taboo talk .

You sir are full of nothing in your exclaimations towards your degrading film critque of the classic, "Psycho".

Cease yourself from your full of nothing significant to say rambles of yourself and your daily hackneyed life routine.

by SquirrelPower August 28, 2008

Nottingham

a dreary town in the even drearier east midlands whose only claim to fame is the non-existent 'outlaw' Robin Hood who was a victorian work of fiction came from nearby. Every where you look there its robin hood this robin hood that and yes, you've guessed it robin hood the other.

everyone in nottingham is proud of a non-existant person because they bizarely think tourists will want to go there.

by ben dover of the yard August 5, 2004