Grumpy, monosyllabic pornography enthusiast.
"Hey Insineratehymn, I heard you lost all your mpegs."
Tragic resident of Nottingham
. Has recently started displaying Phantom of the Opera-like qualities, hiding his face in shadows and behind a frightening ginger beard.
She retreated from the advancing Nothingface, mouth agape in a rictus of fear.
"I won't hurt you, my pretty," he crooned. "In fact you might like it."