sorry dude, im not into pokemon

When someone says something to which you havent a clue what they're talking about.... you stare at them blankly and after a pause say calmly, "sorry dude, im not into pokemon" and then just walk away. just walk away.

Craig: "Hey Jeff, I just finished that relativity project i was working on with the group. Sort of crazy how Billy figured out that "E" wasnt really equal to the square of MC because he took out the mitigating factor. You want to come down to the lab and check it out?"

Jeff: .......... "Sorry dude, im not into pokemon"

by PartnaPlayaSugaFree November 14, 2011

not even

you are disputing a statement

He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

by duncan October 11, 2003

Sure, why not?

The way to end any and all conversations, discussions and arguments. The "whatever" of the new millennium.

Jane: "Do you think Obama is too thin to be the new President?"
Joe: "Sure, why not?"

Dan: "Hey, will you come and help me with some examples for this entry on Urban Dictionary?"
Leah: "Sure, why not?"

Dave: "Do you think that God, or perhaps even some higher spiritual power, does, actually exist?"
You: "Sure, why not?"

by Daniel_1982 September 28, 2008

I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive

That cartman says when he is asked if he is sure.
episode 1201

Butters:Are you sure we should be doing this?
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..

by Samanthaa* April 19, 2008

shot not

When a group of people have to designate someone to do something for the group (ex. get beer, get napkins, get ketchup, or other stuff like that), someone calls shot not and places a finger on their nose. the last person to put their fingers on their noseand yell "shot not" or "shot" for short is the loser and has to do the activity that no on wanted to do. most of the time there are multiple shot nots, and they are called by the loser who is just trying to get someone else to do it, but you shouldn't participate in those shot nots because they are not real.

online shot nots do not count unless there is a chat room with more than 4 people in it.

person 1: dude we need some ketchup
person 2: yea who the hell forgot the ketchup
person 3: someone has to get it
person 1: SHOT not (and puts finger on nose)
person 3: SHOT NOT (and puts finger on nose)
person 2: SHOT NOT(and puts finger on nose)
person 4: aww shit (has to get ketchup)

by chris bassano December 28, 2005

It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨

Some cringe shit 9 year olds spam in comments

If you unironically spam "It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨"
You're not a masterpice✨YOU'RE A MISTAKE✨

by I eat poop 69 March 2, 2022

Make love not war

Coined by the hippie generation in the 1960's. It's real meaning is that love and yes sex is better than war. No one ever died from love.

people have been trying to basterdize the hippies since they started but no hippie ever took a life and this saying is as meaningful now as ever with all the war we are having.

John believes in the saying make love not war.

by Deep blue 2012 March 15, 2010