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nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go
Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out
by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015
mugGet the nose noodlemug.

noodle noccer

someone who has the decency and respect to get out of the car to shoot you, instead of commiting a drive-by
Gang Member #1: Why are you gettin' out of the car? Just blast those guys from the car!
Gang Memeber #2: Hell no Cuz! We ain't do no drive-bys around here. We hop out! Noodle Noccers Cuz!
Gang Member #1: Good plan! That's so much more respectable!
by Street's Disciple 89 June 11, 2007
mugGet the noodle noccermug.

Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.
Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.
by Herbos, a prince July 5, 2008
mugGet the Noodle puffermug.

Noodle Shark

When a non Asian woman strictly dates Asian men.
Pedro ask Jennifer out for a date. She said no because she is strictly a noodle shark.
by pigcharm May 27, 2013
mugGet the Noodle Sharkmug.

Piss noodle

The first piss after a really great cum
After last night's orgy, I had a truly impressive piss noodle.
by Steve_Bruscheti October 25, 2022
mugGet the Piss noodlemug.

noodle 500

driving around your block numerous times and not letting your friend in the car.
STOP DOING THE NOODLE 500!!!! We are going to be late to the movie.
by IM KAMPFING ALL OVER May 19, 2009
mugGet the noodle 500mug.

Carbonated noodles

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.
"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."
by Octember13 October 11, 2009
mugGet the Carbonated noodlesmug.

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