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Noah

A gay child that has no friends and is anti social. He is also a complete meme and anti social. He has shit hair and his voice sounds like a cat dying. They often go to crap schools and are garbage at sports. And don't even get me started on how he can't talk to girls.
Do you just get rejected you must be a Noah
by That one fggt June 19, 2017
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Noah is the kid that wants to die and nobody cares about him so he stays in is room all day and his auntie makes fun of him for doing that and Noah is the kid to shoot yo school up
Noah sucks and should kill him self am I right
by Bananas are in fortnite March 2, 2019
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This kid in my school who broke my bffs heart.
Not Noah he doesn't have a good reputation with that.
by Skillzthegoat December 4, 2019
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"Fuck Noah niввa"
by The_Not_Gay_6666666661 May 28, 2018
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Incredibly small penis, has a severe form of anorexia and secretly loves ass (male ass). Yes, you've guessed correctly he is a fag hahaha! whoops, almost forgot to mention the most common relatability to all Noah's is the uncontrollable love for sex with older men, particularly their own grandfathers. #homosexuality #microweiny #GrandpaIwantmoney
Noah, we can see your anal leakage. You're ruining my carpet fuck man
by DingleBerryGerry September 17, 2019
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hi cunt bitch eat me out baby. no i only eat cunt because i am a bitch. noah means cunt bitch asshole slut bag faggot
by cumdrinker hoe May 19, 2019
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Disgustingly chunky and thinks he is buff he picks on small people and poos his pants if your name is Noah please change it because your trash...... if your younger brothers name is Sebi I hate you ...
by Aaabbbccc ddd August 5, 2019
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