Noah

A gay prostitute with hair like a loo brush and shit at all sport. Also has no penis.
That dumbass is such a Noah
by Haccker123 February 26, 2014
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Noah

Total asshole who would rather fuck his girlfriend than hang out with any of his friends. Don't ask him to do anything with you for he will lie to you and ditch you so he can be with girlfriend due to his nymphomania.
"Hey Noah, Wanna hang out? Nah man, I'm going to enter girlfriend's name here's house. Maybe some other time."
by iNSOMNiA June 14, 2015
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Noah

He is a cute looking man that likes to talk to girls his favorite thing to do is have erections and take pills to grow his penis (he also is not good at spelling)
Noah would love pills to grow his penis out.
by Tuchman February 01, 2017
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Noah

Male with a microscopic penis which also sucks at football and looks ugly as hell
by Swag hoes October 16, 2015
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Noah

An insecure self centered faggot that no one likes; someone who only cares about himself; a Person who thinks he is above everyone else.
by Thespokentruth December 20, 2014
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Noah

A derogatory word meant to make peoples precious feelings hurt and make them cry out of their buttholes. Can be used as an adjective, a noun and a fruit.
You're Noah's so fat he has his own zip code
by pablo sanchez666 March 23, 2011
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Noah

Gaylord he's a bitch and should die in a hole fuck off Noah
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