Cheaper to Keep Her

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.

My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023

catch her by the snatch

A variation of “grab her by the pussy.”

“I really don’t like that phrase, so I’ll just say ‘catch her by the snatch.’”

by GKH1220 February 28, 2018

give her the steak

To have sex with a female. ie give her the cock, slip her the sausage, etc.

Man, look at Stacey, I wanna give her the steak.

by Adrock July 17, 2004

I am her

The female version of 'I am her'

NOTE: if you don't not get this, immediately you are NOT her.

The phrase, 'I am her' refers, to a lifestyle that you are this or you are that. You are everything. It can applied and used in many different situations

similar phrase "I am Alpha"

"why do you think you deserve free money"
"PURRR, because I am her"
"That makes sense"

by religi0n9 September 30, 2022

Flicking her bean

term for female materbation.

I caught her flicking her bean

by Adz November 19, 2003

pinching her finch

When a woman plays with the firm part between her vagina and her butt .

This is an optional and a supplementary masturbation technique a woman will sometimes use .

by Hef September 5, 2005

burnt her head

term used in memphis meaning to have oral sex with a girl

mane hy i burnt her head foo

by 901ttg February 6, 2022