The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus
Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. it’s the 500 teeth dinosaur
Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.
Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.
by Gradd November 29, 2022
Get the 500 teeth dinosaurmug. A friend walks in, the other friend looks startled, the friend which entered says "av you been brushin-ya-teeth?
by Billy Mifflin September 27, 2011
Get the Brushin-ya-teethmug. When his wife asked him to pay for the sari worth Rs. 10,000, he sweated through the teeth (past form of sweat through the teeth).
by uttam maharjan February 5, 2012
Get the sweat through the teethmug. a condition caused by lack of dental hygiene. this causes an individuals teeth to change colors accordingly to the color of the food or drink they consume.
man lil chris drank some kool aid and his teeth were red, then he ate some blue sour punch straws and they turned blue. he got them candy paint teeth!
by hardhitr3 November 29, 2009
Get the Candy Paint Teethmug. When a blow job requires teeth that aren't too soft or too hard but just right, the blow job giver removes their real teeth replacing them with confectionery teeth that become semi-hard as the blow job progresses.
Guy 1: Hey that blow job felt great
Guy 2: Probably because of my new semi-hard teeth.
Guy 3: I want to go next.. takes a hammer out and 2 confectionery teeth from a candy bag.. grins
Guy 4: laughs!!!... we don't need a hammer.. slides a teeth buster over his cock and face fucks Guy 3 breaking out all his teeth, before stuffing the confectionery teeth into their bleeding gums.
Guy 2: Probably because of my new semi-hard teeth.
Guy 3: I want to go next.. takes a hammer out and 2 confectionery teeth from a candy bag.. grins
Guy 4: laughs!!!... we don't need a hammer.. slides a teeth buster over his cock and face fucks Guy 3 breaking out all his teeth, before stuffing the confectionery teeth into their bleeding gums.
by Jax Cavalera January 17, 2019
Get the Semi-hard teethmug. Someone missing a section of four teeth leaving a gap wide enough to string a telephone line across.
She lost her front center teeth that I was looking for the telephone wire between her telephone pole teeth cuspids !
by samgolfing December 15, 2011
Get the Telephone pole teethmug. by 420 May 15, 2003
Get the Brushing your teethmug.