by Hm, toaster... July 5, 2017
Get the gold headmug. Urine that is purchased from another
Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.
It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.
Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.
It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.
Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble
Offender Jerry Ware: Why?
Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked
Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
Offender Jerry Ware: Why?
Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked
Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019
Get the Parole Goldmug. Adjective;
Individual naturally possessing the fundamental qualities in association With beauty, comedy, etc; and the ideal platform and discipline to deliver with precise accuracy, those qualities; with out manipulation, coaxing or any outside interference and in a consistent unflappable manor.
Individual naturally possessing the fundamental qualities in association With beauty, comedy, etc; and the ideal platform and discipline to deliver with precise accuracy, those qualities; with out manipulation, coaxing or any outside interference and in a consistent unflappable manor.
1. The first audition was solid gold, its a wrap.
2. This guy's interview was solid gold; tell the rest of the candidates to take two weeks off and than quit.
3. Jack Nicholson was solid gold as the role of The Joker, retire that costume, noone will ever do it better.
* See J. Rao
2. This guy's interview was solid gold; tell the rest of the candidates to take two weeks off and than quit.
3. Jack Nicholson was solid gold as the role of The Joker, retire that costume, noone will ever do it better.
* See J. Rao
by joeblo April 15, 2008
Get the solid goldmug. The act of taking random shit and spray painting it gold, preferably something you've stolen from a friend or junkyard. Often it is buried after being painted.
by sarboo3 November 1, 2011
Get the Pirate Goldmug. by Mstrofpuppts March 1, 2016
Get the Go for the Goldmug. 
Entitlement program provided to low-income households used to purchase food. Also know as Food Stamps, EBT, Hood Money.
by GRJizzle April 26, 2021
Get the Ghetto Goldmug.