Greasy Night

Awkward night... When you are an absolute fuckwit of an MP and misinterpret great night for greasy night.

That MP is having a greasy night, he just publicly shared a letter sent to the police with non existent definitions from urban dictionary.

by Fact Chequer May 6, 2022

night on the tiles

phrase-synonym of 'night on the town':
A night out with friends in a town or city centre during which one usually indulges in drinking, dancing, and the inadvertent concoction of hilarious anecdotes.
The word 'tiles' probably refers to the tiles that make up dance floors.

As in 'The Enemy''s song, 'Be Somebody':
"The only thing that really makes us smile
Is a joke and a laugh and a night on the tiles"
Or:
Johnny:
"Alright mate, what you doin' tonight?"
Dave:
"Dunno, mate, just chillin', I think"
Johnny:
"Fancy a night on the tiles with me and the boys?"

by theeader February 2, 2012

night moves

No strings attached sex, one night stand or sex had with a 'fuck buddy'

"You're totally hot, let's go make some night moves."

by Grosvenor July 1, 2007

Sucio Night

when shit falls apart, and you're stuck with all your dude friends searching desperately for Sucias

damn them ho's ain't comin thru, looks like it's gonna be a sucio night

by gettinjazzy October 4, 2010

Messy Night

A night on the streets/in a park, which can consist of snorting mephedrone, bonging salvia, chugging pints, eating dominos and chinese whilst blazing up a jay, and listening to dark tunes. Basically a night out with at least 3 people abusing their bodies for pure entertainment. It happens when there are no free houses available, the next best alternative.

"Mate my parents have decided not to go out, fancy a messy night instead?"

"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"

"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"

"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."

by bEN mARGERINE dOVER fREEMAN May 13, 2010

night-watchman

- a bowel movement that refuses to flush after a night on the 'tiles', and confronts you the morning-after when it had all but been forgotten.

- "...euh! At least the night-watchman was looking over us last night Judith!"

by Glamracket October 25, 2003

Starry Night

When a male is having sex with a woman, he pretends to ejaculate onto a woman's back but instead discretely breaks open a glow stick and drops some of that liquid onto her back to simulate the ejaculation. The man instructs the woman to look at her back in the mirror, where she will see the the "starry night" he appears to have created on her back.

Man: "Look, baby, it's a starry night out" ::points to mirror::

Partner: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Electric Sex Pants September 7, 2011