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lizard music

The term used to describe the squid-demon-anti melodic- garage door malfunctioning sound of most kinds of dubstep music and some drum and bass and bass music. Lizard music is primarily enjoyed by confused wooks and bass heads, and highly prevalent in Utah, Colorado and the Midwest by people who used to worship bassnectar as a deity.

It lacks common taste and melody and uses loud bass sounds and lack of a regular beat structure to overcompensate instead.

It’s been a plight infecting festivals and house music venues since around 2008, and destroying edm type events since, by taking a melody and putting so many effects on it to the point of it being unrecognizable and undanceable.

Think of the sound a squid tentacle non consensually penetrating your ear drum would make and that’s lizard music. It’s the only kind of music lizard people would enjoy.

Do the right thing and convert your local wook to house music.
I went to the kitty Kat island stage but they started playing lizard music so I left.
by Sendbobnow February 19, 2022
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Life Music

Life music is a genre of music that often speaks of love, hope, faith and inspiration. The distinct message and attitude embraces growth and inspires positivity and the celebration of life (and all that it encompasses). Mainstream Life music is often categorized as Alternative Pop, Urban, R&B, Rock, Country, Neo-soul as well as Inspirational. Emerging artists like these include P.O.D. (Payable on Death), Erica (Music Online), P.J. Morton, Lyfe Jennings, Stacie Orrico, Carrie Underwood, Soulfruit and others.

Search online for more information about Life Music artists.
Life music: "There's gotta be more to life...
Than chasing down every temporary high to satisfy me"

-Stacie Orrico
by Otario Jones July 30, 2009
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Tanner Music

A Tanner Music is someone who loves boots, jeans, and flannels. You may consider them HICK-like. They love mud and they love singing. They are funny and hot.
You look like you’d be a TANNER MUSIC!!
You are a TANNER MUSIC.
by LindaHarrison January 2, 2021
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musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.
Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!
by Danglemaster March 19, 2014
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boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".
There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.
by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010
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Youtuber Music

Youtuber Music is a song(s) made by a youtuber with a modest following, that they gathered by making videos not about music. Their channel could be based around any topic, like gaming, animation or science. The song is usually made with the intent to gain a following from it or using it to boost reputation. They aren't making it out of passion, which is why the term is used in a derogatory manner.

Youtuber Music usually contains one (or more) of the following:
-Electronic music, or heavy autotune
-Songs about their life or about a certain aspect of their channel
-'Bad' music that only gets listened to because of their name attached to it

Tiktoker music is similar, except the singer of the song is popular on Tiktok, not Youtube.
Rose: Have you listened to Road Trip by Dream yet?
Sydney: God, no. That's Youtuber Music. Cringe.
Rose: Hey, it's not that bad!

Garrett: My little brother listens to Youtuber Music, and all the synth sounds are getting on my nerves.
by Adrian_dodododododo October 21, 2021
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Goth Music

Goth Music is nothing without motherfucking Bauhaus. In the beginning, there was Bauhaus, thus sayeth the high regents of dark taste. Regarding any other proposed Gothic first band, "Press the Eject and Give Me the Motherfucking sic Tape."
Goth Music can solve all of life's problems if you keep to the bad teachings of Bauhaus: Feeling stressed? Dr. Goth suggests listening to "In the Flat Field." Relationship problems? Try out a bit of ""Bela Lugosi's Dead." Feeling low about the state of the world? Ah, you need some "Ball of Confusion."
by exurbanwhitetrash May 18, 2022
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