Morten

Morten is the name of the greatest Halibuthunter, and the god of Haill!
Morten means succes of fishes.
If you want to succeed as a sportsfisher you need to change your name to Morten right away and you will gain skills right away.

"Now I feel like Morten" when you caught your biggest fish!
"I Just took an Morten" when you hook the greatest fish of your life!

by Hookmanfiveo April 1, 2021

Munted

Too fucked up to function.

Stuttering, blubbering mess.
Unable to get it up

I looked at him for his lmput...
But he was too munted to talk

by Nkrypted June 5, 2021

Morted

The Act of Cumming inside Someone dressed as King julian while doing an "oh king julian" mort impression

He Morted at the sound of her saying, "Move it Move it"

by Biggie Cheese Suckin on Deez July 23, 2021

martean

A funny guy who seems like an asshole at first but has an amazing personality they can be idiotic at times but they make up for it by being them, they are very abusive though and will attack you at random times

Martean just came up and attacked me out of nowhere!

by Bre breeeeeee August 2, 2021

Morten Hegstad

A norwegian term used to describe a person who is weak. A "Morten Hegstad" usually looks like a stick and can't lift more weights than 2kg. The term can also mean small penis.

"Look at that guy over there. He is so skinny and have a tiny penis"
"Yeah, he's a Morten Hegstad

by Nordli September 3, 2021

Marte'd

Being ignored or ghosted by someone.

When a person starts dating and ignores friends and family. They stop responding to text messages, phone calls, and other forms of communication.

Did you hear back from Joe yet? Nope, he Marte'd me.

by unit-master September 7, 2021

Mortesermo

When a bunch of people are talking and then they randomly all stop at the same time for an unknown reason.

Just when the room was getting at its loudest, mortesermo occurred.

by Efs September 27, 2021