Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.

The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.

by Reverend Gibs May 02, 2024

mullet skirt

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.

"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."

by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014

mullet chicken

When two or more dudes compete to see how long they are willing to grow mullets until only one is left standing.

We played mullet chicken until only Jerry was left. He won 50 bucks but was it worth it?

by duudebra July 17, 2015

yard mullet

To only mow/maintain your front yard and let the back yard grow wild.

"My neighbor has the nicest front yard but I peeked over the fence yesterday and it looks like a jungle."

"That's a total yard mullet man!"

by Obey The Hypnotoad February 09, 2014

mullet kid

A way of saying American country boy. Also can be used as a insult.

Person 1. Your a mullet kid

Person 2. YE HAWW!

by daddy dictionary is back February 15, 2022

Frontal Mullet

A frontal mullet is like a fringe except it resembles a mullet more than an actual fringe.

His Frontal Mullet is on point today.

by Osmiuuum August 07, 2021

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith May 08, 2011