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by 15-0519-150-1059 March 04, 2023
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mormon coffee

"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"
by johnnyapplesemen December 30, 2021
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Mormon handshake

1. Giving someone a handshake right after having sex without washing your hands.

2. When you’re right in the middle of having some nasty ass sex with your beautiful girlfriend when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. She is moaning loud, You’re both dripping in sweat, hair is a wreck, the room is hot and smelling like sex. She’s still lying on the couch naked, sexy and covered in sweat. She grabs a blanket to cover herself. You jump up and quickly put your shorts on and run to the door. You’re greeted by 2 nice young boys dressed in white shirts and ties who ask if you would like to hear more about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You nicely decline and reach out your hand for a friendly handshake, completely forgetting that only moments ago your fingers were just deep inside your girlfriends wet pussy.
Dude, my hand smells like sex I think that guy just gave me a Mormon handshake.
by StarGirl;) June 27, 2022
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Mormon goodbye

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?
by Cazoli November 26, 2024
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mormon juice

Mormon slang term for water - considering the poor fucks aren't allowed to drink anything else.
"How's it going brother? Wanna nice glass of mormon juice while we play a fun family friendly game of sharades?
by Uncle Mongo December 09, 2021
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Mormon Roadblock

When a large family or group of people obstructs a walkway or thoroughfare.
I tried to have a peaceful run this morning, but a Mormon roadblock prevented me from using the sidewalk.
by ChemiSPE August 26, 2021
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mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.
“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker
by Jeli October 20, 2020
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