moffie

When a very masculine, stright guy has a crush on another stright guy. It is usually said in a joking manner, but the use of this word most often sends the two men into a state of denial, anger, and indignity. Which, I might add, is rather fun to watch.

"Hey David? What were you and Tyler doin' over there? If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a bit moffie for him, David."

"What?...No!...We were just...(general male stammering and muttering)...Were not!..."

by That Girl... October 21, 2004

Mofu

1. MotherFucker!!

2. Fucks with his mother/your mother.

1. that chick acts like a damn mofu.
2. Who this mofu thinks he is? I'll show him
who's the real mofu...
3. You look good- like a true mofo

by SigalMofu May 15, 2011

mofucka

a bastardization of "mother" and "f---er"..used by african american jiggas.

Word of my mofucka jigga dog!

by Timmah November 3, 2006

Moffit

Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!

"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"

by Joseph the noble prophet Smith January 9, 2008

mofflet

A term used to describe someone with a Highly Perverted Nature that is usually misbehaving.

"That fucking mofflet is taking pictures of my wife again"
"I hope my daughters new boyfriend isn't a fooking mofflet"

by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006

Mofo

An abbreviated term for mother fucker

Guy 1;; Dude your Dad's a Mofo
Guy2;; I know right?

by Gouche August 28, 2010

MOFO

Why the fuck are you looking up "MOFO" it's simple!! it means MOTHERFUCKER!! the only reason you would probably look this word up is if your a middle- aged loser who cant understand your children!... I mean come on now, Really??

I hate that MOFO I'm gunna fuck that bitch up yo!!!

by Allisaur4422 May 25, 2009