midget

Anything smaller than usual but sometimes better or funnier than average compared to how small it is. They are Beasts at basketball but get swatted because of their shortness.

that midget(person) was 3 feet tall

I had a midget lunch today

by Failcantcompete March 5, 2009

midget sacker

1. one who sacks (has sexual experiences) with a midget or dwarf

1. Megan is as midget sacker.

just kidding megan LYLAS

by shelley November 24, 2004

midget problems

1. Doesn't get enough head.
2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them

1."Man you don't get enough head boi you have midget problems."
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"

by Chrissy Perry March 12, 2005

Midget Overlord

An east-coast high-school terminology meaning: "To exert authority, with low stature".

"Charlie really is a Midget Overlord," said Tom. "He is the coolest kid on campus."

by CharlesD May 6, 2006

strangle a midget

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit

Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.

by Joe Z May 3, 2008

vanilla midget

Vanilla = Boring
Midget = Small

Used by the Legendary Kevin Nash to describe the oompa loompas Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Eddie Gurerro, ect.

Nash knew they would drive the fans away so heroically buried them for the good of the company.

Sadly the WWE started to push these losers and as a result ratings are in the gutter.

Eddy + Benoit = VANILLA MIDGETS!

by NashMark March 26, 2005

Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".

A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.

by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018