A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)
Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.
Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan
Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 26, 2022

When you eat ass with a mouthful of chewing tobacco (especially Grizzly Wintergreen Long Cut or Copenhagen).
See also: Skol-pository
See also: Skol-pository
Big Terry came running out into the garage and yelled, “Someone give me a lipper, I’m gonna give her the Michigan Mudpuppy!”
by Recovering Maniac May 12, 2024

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

Michigan is one of the Midwest states in the USA. Michigans weather is more bipolar than a 30 year old crack addict mom. There’s fields everywhere in Southern Michigan and an endless view of trees in Northern Michigan. It’s easier to Find Weed and Meth than it is to find a significant other. You’re rather G or you’re YEE YEE in Michigan.
Friend: “We should go do something fun”
Average Michigander: “The neighbor has an Uzi and a Zip of weed we can steal. Or we could steal the Pure Michigan sign on 127”
Average Michigander: “The neighbor has an Uzi and a Zip of weed we can steal. Or we could steal the Pure Michigan sign on 127”
by That smart motherfucker October 15, 2021

by Nigbob squarecock November 7, 2021

It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.
Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo
(flatlines)
Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
(flatlines)
Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
by younevabeentomichiganifyouneva April 15, 2021

When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it
by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022
