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michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.
Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Central Michigan coleslaw

Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.
If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.
by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021
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Michigan hat

If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.

It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.
KJ walkin round like he don’t got a Michigan Hat. Stupid ass
by Spoking July 14, 2024
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Michigan

Michigan is a place where it’s 20F one day and 80F the next u can meet the Ohio haters in the Lower areas and the Trolls aka basically Canadians in the Upper Penninsula the one state where a hand is ur map and Everyone and I mean Everyone says they are from Detroit or Petoskey everyone born there either hates Ohio or the US as a whole
Random person: where ya from
Michigander: I live near Detroit
Random person: oh cool I’m from Ohio

Michigander: Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Me.
by _Dia_ June 8, 2021
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Michigan Snowsuit

A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.
While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.
by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025
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Michigan

The southern part sucks ass but the northern parts are beautiful.
“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”
by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021
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