an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.
Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.
by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021

If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.
It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.
It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.
by Spoking July 14, 2024

Michigan is a place where it’s 20F one day and 80F the next u can meet the Ohio haters in the Lower areas and the Trolls aka basically Canadians in the Upper Penninsula the one state where a hand is ur map and Everyone and I mean Everyone says they are from Detroit or Petoskey everyone born there either hates Ohio or the US as a whole
Random person: where ya from
Michigander: I live near Detroit
Random person: oh cool I’m from Ohio
Michigander: Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Me.
Michigander: I live near Detroit
Random person: oh cool I’m from Ohio
Michigander: Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Me.
by _Dia_ June 8, 2021

A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.
While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.
by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025

“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
“Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”
“As long as we go up north.”
“Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”
by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021
