meal

Noun. A shit you haven't eaten yet.

I don't give a fuck what the meal tastes like. It's just something for me to shit out later.

by Captain Cheesey April 18, 2010

nappy meal

when you buy a 24 piece chicken and a 40oz of colt 45

Michael Potter decided to buy a nappy meal after school.

by hotmilk69 January 8, 2010

meal deal

The sexual act of making a cream pie in someone’s anus then eating it out usually followed by a strong drink. It is named after the supermarket deal also called a meal deal in which you buy a main, a snack and a drink for a low price. In the sexual act, the cream pie is the main, the potential shit from the arse is the snack and the drink afterwards is the drink.

Person 1- hey want to go get a meal deal?
Person 2(person 1s SO) -ok

Person 1- Tesco or co-op?
Person 2- neither *gives person 1 a meal deal*

by Throwaway handle May 7, 2018

Epic meal time

An inherent contradiction.

Dave thought that he was having an epic meal time, but he was wrong because eating is not epic.

by Rasnodar October 21, 2012

Dogs meal

Used in reference to a messy place, or person.

Your room looks like dogs meal!

by Nova Ova August 28, 2005

voice meal

A colaboration of words so good that it's like having a voice meal. It just fills you up, and you're good to go.

"Man, I had the best voice meal during class today" says Bijan.

Just leave me a voice meal.

by Elise October 11, 2007

Monu-meal

Taking photos of yourself seemingly eating a national/world monument and posting it on the internet.

John produced a monu-meal when he opened wide and the camera angled itself so that it made him look like he was eating the Golden Gate Bridge.

by Na-goo-when August 3, 2011