March 14th

The male equivalent to Valentine's Day (February 14th), Steak n' Blowjob Day. Steak n' Blowjob Day relates to couples participating in the consumption of steak (mainly medium rare) and the female giving the male a blowjob for a minimum of 6 minutes (traditional countdown from mesoamerican holiday).

Bary: "Hey Martha! It's March 14th!"
Martha: "Bary you're a sick fuck, I'm getting a divorce"
Bary: *unzips pants furiously* "Get to suckin'!"

by McJazzerVEVO October 23, 2019

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March 22

Birthday of strong, resilient, big hearted women. The day of celebrating another year if strength and wisdom.

March 22 is the birthday of amazing souls. You would be fortunate if you married one of these rare, amazing women born on March 22.

by Vanadium November 19, 2019

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March 9

A day in which whomst must give head to a significant other

Give me March 9 silly goose

by Coochieslayer21 October 17, 2019

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March 24

Today is artist appreciation day! You must thank a artist for there style hard work or how beautiful or amazing or funny there art is, even say “Hello!” And make there day better! If you find a artist compliment them and hope that they do well in the future! If you find a tracer/art stealer try helping them out to stop doing it instead of pointing them out in public! Even try to draw for yourself!

Person 1:”Hey dude did you know it’s March 24?”

Person 2:”It is?”
Person two finds a artist and starts to compliment them!
Person 2: “Your style is amazing, even the colors shine out so nicely!”

Artist:”Why thank you!”

Person 2:”Your welcome!”

by Pumpkin the bun boi December 20, 2020

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